They say:

“Let me talk to my manager”

What they actually mean

“There is no manager I am just going round the back to wait to come back with a better deal”

 

They say:

“You can always paint it a different colour”

What they actually mean:

“We do not have the car in the colour you want”

 

They say:

“I’ll even throw in the floor mats”

What the actually mean:

“We give them free anyway with new cars, but it looks like I am giving you something for nothing”

 sold scouting for trout

They say:

“I am not some kind of dodgy car salesmen!”

What they actually mean:

“I am pretty dodgy but I’m in a suit so you have to trust me”

 

They say:

“If I can get you that deal would you buy the car today?”

What they actually mean:

“I have targets to hit, are you having it?”

 

They Say:

“What will it take to put this car in your garage?”

What they actually mean:

“So how much discount will it take for you to be interested in the car?”

 garage scouting for trout

They say:

“Yes it is supposed to be like that”

What they actually mean:

“it is definitely not supposed to be like that”

 

They say:

“Sorry but the price is the price”

What they actually mean:

“We have been talking for 2 hours – just buy the car”

 mini - scouting for trout 

They say:

“I have one of these cars myself”

What they really mean:

“The company pay me to drive their products while I charge you full price”

 

They say:

“Your car is worth… how does that look to you?”

What they mean:
“You drive a piece of shit which is worth nothing”

 So basically don’t trust a word they say, they’re trying to rinse you.

 

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