How do I find my way around campus?
Where is the uni bar?
Why the f*ck are 8am lectures allowed?
Do I really need the ‘necessary’ text books?
I have no idea what my lecturer is talking about
I need sleep
That mature student is like really old!
When is the net student night?
Oh no there is someone I went to high school with avoid!
My essay is due on the 5th? Better start it on the evening of the 4th
What am I going to even do with my degree?
No you cow I will bring my coffee into the library!
I cannot tell if binge drinking is encouraged or discouraged by the university
Reading is for losers
Will eating out of date chicken really kill me?
Will it matter if I miss a few lectures?
Mondays should be banned
How can they charge £85 a text book?
I am actually smarter when I am drunk!
My student flat is actually starting to smell
This month I have to choose between Netflix and food
There should be no such thing as a compulsory lecture
Is McDonalds meals this week too many?
I hate referencing
Why can’t I use Wikipedia as a reference?
I’m acatually going to study this weekend
Lol jokes lets be real, I won’t
*Writes essay title* ok I think I deserve a break
My diet is appalling at the moment
I have so much tv to catch up on
I cannot stand the guy who keeps talking about his gap year!
This costs me how much a year!!
I will never have a job
Let me check Facebook
How do I reference again?
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