1. Pick the Right Trout

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If you’re going to attempt at trying to convince two trouts to have a threesome with you then you’re going to need to do a hell of a lot of ground work and qualifying to see who would be the perfect trouts to bang. They not only have to be fit but also, dirty (a bit of a slag never hurt anyone) and a little bit bi curious after all they will be doing it with another woman.

2. Turn Them on to the Idea

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How you sell the experience will ultimately come down to whether or not they join you or you will be a fisherman at sea alone. Do not be romantic be sexy when you are describing what will happen, make it out that it will be like Disney land, magical with orgasms! Pick out keywords that will get them hot and bothered that way when you try to close them, they are super excited for it.

3. Close Them by Testing Those Waters

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This is the most important part you need to close them, this actually means asking them, do they want to have a threesome with you. Most men fail to do this and that is why they will never have a threesome. Start of with a trail close, this is a technique used just to test the waters, use something like “If you could, would you have a threesome” it sounds simple, but very few men actually do it. If the response to that question is positive then you can move on to the actual close. When trying to close it is black and white either yes or no “Do you want to have a threesome”. Just remember that trout do best when in those waters…

4. Take Control

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If they’ve agreed to have a threesome then now it is down to you to take control to make sure it happens; if you leave it to the trout it will never happen, but remember you instigated this. Plan everything and really make organising this threesome your own, the trout are doing the hard part which is agreeing to the threesome.

5. Make it About Them (But Secretly It Is About You)

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To make sure that no one backs out is a difficult challenge as trout have a million and one objections even after they agree to it. To avoid all objections make it out that the threesome is about them and their pleasure. Emphasise that this experience will benefit them and above all be fun; by keeping it light hearted makes the hole thing less serious.

6. Do Not Film It

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If you try to film it then you’re a cock! It’s the biggest turn off and as soon as they see the cameras they will run away and tell their friends what a tiny cock you have. I know it can seem tempting to film it to prove to your mates down at the pub, but let’s be frank, nobody wants to whack one off to you doing your thing now do they?

7. Wine and Dine Before Hand

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Treat them like you would treat any other trout that you are trying to fuck, just make sure you treat them right prior to the threesome by wining and dining them. This is a perfect opportunity to begin the foreplay with kissing and touchy feely to really get them in the mood. The before hand is important for trout as they do not like to be used for just sex and chances are you will see them afterwards and you want them to think you were a nice guy.

8. Make it Memorable for Them

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This is the important part for a threesome make it memorable in a positive way. Remember fishermen, if they have a good experience they will always come back for more and make future threesomes easier as they get even more friends involved.

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