1. Location

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One of the hardest things about pulling a milf is actually finding a milf in the first place. It may seem stupid, but they are not all waiting in suburb houses for the plumber to come and sort their plumbing lines out.

If you’re really looking to pull a milf then you’re going to have to start your search at gyms; especially yoga and spin classes. Fitness is huge with middle aged woman so head to sports direct and gets yourself some sports gear and sign up for those classes!

2. Grow Up

kid scouting for trout

No milf wants to date their son, yes they’re looking for a bit of fresh meat, but that doesn’t mean a child.

It’s important that you appear as if you are mature and sophisticated when pulling a milf, but you don’t need to recite the complete works of Charles Dickens, it just means leave the dick jokes at home. Okay so shit brick in American Pie got it to work for him, but we are not talking about the movies, we are talking about reality.

A milf likes a bit of maturity in a man, it’s a huge turn on for them, but keep in mind they want energy and enthusiasm not a baby boy to look after.

3. Bring Your Sex A-Game

sex scouting for trout

A milf has had all kinds of sex, bith good and bad so she knows what she likes. If you’re going to really try by pulling a milf then you are going to have to bring your sex a-game.

That means lasting all night, not being a selfish lover and making her climax at least twice.

Top Trout Tip: A tactical pre-wank is essential to make sure you perform as best as you can.

4. Dates are important when pulling a milf

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When you’re dealing with a milf dates are actually important and we mean proper dates no Netflix and chill sessions.

Dinner, movie, drinks, whatever it is, milfs love it as they think it is fun and exciting. Okay so we all know it’s total bullshit, but think out of the box and take your milf somewhere

When pulling a milf, a dates will always leads to sex afterwards so if you treat them right it will pay off for you in the end.

5. Realise the Power of Compliments

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Older woman are a bit insecure so use your power of compliments to your advantage and make sure to fire some out as often as you can when pulling a milf.

Milfs love it when they get flattered, to tell you the truth no one else tells them most of the time, so if you use that to your advantage and tell her she has “lost weight” you will be well on your way to pulling her.

Try to avoid compliments like “Nice tits” or “Cracking Arse” they tend to be resented with immaturity.

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