1.Don’t Fuck Your Flatmate

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At the time you may think it is the best idea ever having a live in fuck mate, however this is a classic fresher’s mistake. It can only end one of two ways 1) you shag them and not meet any new people. 2) you understand what a mistake it is and live in awkwardness for the rest of the tenancy.

2.Don’t Document It, Live It

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It can be easy to just take loads of photos but there is more to it than just photos, cherish the experience! If you spend your whole time documenting you experience you will miss out. I went on a night out and half the people were taking selfies it was sad as fuck.

3.Don’t Get An STI

Don’t worry to much as your students union welfare officer will be handing them out like oreos. Condoms = good, herpes = bad.

4.Do Check Your Bank Balance

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Money management is crucial at university, money will go through your hands like water, I keep going until the dreaded “insufficient funds”

5.Always go for new experiences

¾ years at university may seem like a long time but I can assure you that it will go fast so saver every moment and say yes to everything! Whether that is sex on the kitchen floor, going on a 4 day drinking binge or just going to an awesome gig, you do not want to regret anything!

 

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