1. Toyota 2000GT

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Okay, so you’re thinking it’s a fucking Toyota, but just look at it!

Most trout won’t have any idea what it is, but it looks cool as fuck and girls love originality.

The Toyota 2000GT has sex appeal and an ability to drop panties faster than your current piece of shit car and it even makes you proud to have a Yaris when you know that the same company made something like this.

The Toyota 2000GT was the original shagging car. The 2000 stands for how many Trout you’ll catch just by having one. And fucking hell mate even James Bond had one and he’s had an entire quota of protected trout over the years, so if you need a wingman that can provide trout with orgasms get yourself one of these.

2. Porsche 959

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At one point this was the fastest street-legal production car available, it was so fast at 195mph it could give Lourdes nun an orgasm.

Imagine turning up to pick up your tinder date in a Porsche 959, she would be that wet you’d swear it’s a Scottish Winter!

This twin turbo charged machine was so ahead of its time even Bill Gates had one… okay so he’s not exactly a gangster, but if he can get laid with his looks then this must have been one of the main reasons why.

3. 1963 Corvette

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Just look at this American badass. It makes you want to get in the driving seat and run over Donald Trump.

The 1963 Corvette packs more punch than Muhammad Ali, so drop the keys to your mums Fiat 500 and pick up the keys to your 1963 Corvette. Nothing will beat this shagging-wagon.

4. Honda S800

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This was Honda’s first 100mph car and from a pulling point of view no trout wants to have some back seat action in a car that can do less than 100mph car. But with looks like this, it makes any Honda owner feel cool.

The s800 could get an outstanding 35mpg so you could drive your trout to Nandos and even give her a lift back. Plus with them going up in value you can impress trout and make money at the same time!

5. Citroën DS

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We understand that when you think of Citroen you don’t exactly picture sexy cars that can give trout orgasms, however, the Citroen DS is 100% an exception.

It might look a bit gay, but it can make any trout weak at the knees and with its sexy body it will make you look like a mother fucking godfather and French aristocracy as your trout climaxes and hits orgasm.

6. Mercedes-Benz 300SL

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Enough said…

7. Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale

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This Italian bitch can go from 0 to 60 in 5.5 seconds and even by today’s standards that’s fast as fuck!

It’s safe to say that to have a car like this you won’t have any trouble pulling as even a ginger midget could pull in this Italian bad boy and give her an orgasm.

8. Lexus LFA

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Even though this is probably the ‘Newest’ of the cars it can still cause trout to orgasm over its sexiness. Jeremy Clarkson said at the time it was the best car he’d ever driven and he knows a thing or two outside of punching people.

The Lexus LFA has a V10 engine that could produce a top speed of 202mph and a 0-60mph of 3.5 seconds means it can go faster than a smack head’s giro.

The fact that it also had a six-speed gearbox with paddle shift gears means that you could get a BJ without having to worry about changing gears.

9. Lamborghini Miura

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This V12 supercar was way ahead of its time and would make any trout fall for whoever was driving it.

When it was released the Lamborghini Muira was the fastest production road car in the world. Okay so Rod Stewart had one which makes us think of a long lost Scottish Grandad, but he pulled thousands of trout and with George Best having one too, it’s like a fine wine as this Lambo just gets better with age.

Just make sure you don’t end up pulling a horny granny instead.

10. McLaren F1

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The engine is made of gold. Fucking Gold!

Okay so Mr Bean recently sold his for £8million, but if someone like him can get laid you know that he must have met the one hence the sale of his man beast McLaren.

The ultimate pulling tool to make your Trout orgasm.

 

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